Horoscopes
By The Great Mentok
Aries: You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head. In the weeks to come, remember that compromise is a virtue to be cultivated, not a weakness to be despised.
Taurus: The opportunity to guide others with your wisdom approaches. Be aware that arrogance dimin-ishes wisdom. Also, remember that great leaders inspire greatness in others and wise leaders know when to follow.
Gemini: Stay close to home for a while. You will have giardia soon. Sorry.
Cancer: Fear not for the future and weep not for the past. For everything you gain, you lose something else. Nothing, however, is more precious to you than trust. A secret shared is a trust formed. Therefore, trust in your friends and they'll
have reason to trust in you.
Leo: Fear of failure is a disease you will contract soon; hope of success is its only cure. Know that belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction. You must, therefore, believe in yourself and your actions...or no one else will.
Virgo: Don't put all of your eggs into one basket. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Also, always measure twice and cut once and be sure to look both ways before crossing the street. Oh yeah, and don't do drugs.
Libra: As you gain more influence and success in the weeks to come, remember that it is a rough road that leads to the heights of great-ness. This path, however, is easier for those not blinded by themselves.
Scorpio: Don't abuse your position or the people that assist you in your progress. Orders are only as good as the person giving them and only have meaning if people are willing to carry them out. In other words, 'most powerful is he who
controls his own power.'
Sagittarius: Attachment is not compassion; sex is not love; tolerance is not acceptance; and forgetting is not forgiving. You may want to reevaluate a relationship of yours.
Capricorn: You suck. But at least you‘re not Gemini.
Aquarius: The winding path to truth is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes. Be aware, however, that though truth enlightens the mind, it will not always bring happiness to the heart.
Pisces: Take heed: Ignore your instincts at your own peril. It is better to fail with honor than to succeed by fraud. All is not lost, though; the first step to correcting your mistake is patience.
Taurus: The opportunity to guide others with your wisdom approaches. Be aware that arrogance dimin-ishes wisdom. Also, remember that great leaders inspire greatness in others and wise leaders know when to follow.
Gemini: Stay close to home for a while. You will have giardia soon. Sorry.
Cancer: Fear not for the future and weep not for the past. For everything you gain, you lose something else. Nothing, however, is more precious to you than trust. A secret shared is a trust formed. Therefore, trust in your friends and they'll
have reason to trust in you.
Leo: Fear of failure is a disease you will contract soon; hope of success is its only cure. Know that belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction. You must, therefore, believe in yourself and your actions...or no one else will.
Virgo: Don't put all of your eggs into one basket. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Also, always measure twice and cut once and be sure to look both ways before crossing the street. Oh yeah, and don't do drugs.
Libra: As you gain more influence and success in the weeks to come, remember that it is a rough road that leads to the heights of great-ness. This path, however, is easier for those not blinded by themselves.
Scorpio: Don't abuse your position or the people that assist you in your progress. Orders are only as good as the person giving them and only have meaning if people are willing to carry them out. In other words, 'most powerful is he who
controls his own power.'
Sagittarius: Attachment is not compassion; sex is not love; tolerance is not acceptance; and forgetting is not forgiving. You may want to reevaluate a relationship of yours.
Capricorn: You suck. But at least you‘re not Gemini.
Aquarius: The winding path to truth is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes. Be aware, however, that though truth enlightens the mind, it will not always bring happiness to the heart.
Pisces: Take heed: Ignore your instincts at your own peril. It is better to fail with honor than to succeed by fraud. All is not lost, though; the first step to correcting your mistake is patience.